They’re just kidding around.” You. The Greatest (Fake) World Of Warcraft Patch Notes Ever Written. Each year Blizzard's Wo. W team celebrate April Fools' Day by releasing a set of brilliant funny fake patch notes, poking fun at their players, current game industry events and themselves. Spread across more games each year, Blizzard’s April Fools’ stunts have been pretty hit or miss over the past couple of years. World of Warcraft Tinder? Heroes of the Storm big head mode? April Fools: Patch 6.0 notes revealed. Olivia Grace, @@oliviadgrace. Hunters now have access to an exclusive weapon type: Straw. From not-so-great distances, spatter your enemies with unique. Blizzard shared us with some April fools, referring to WoW 6.0, Hero of Storm, Diablo 3 and etc. Check out the details below. Originally Posted by Blizzard EntertainmentSource We hope you enjoyed our April Fools' Day jokes for. This year's notes are the best yet. Here are some highlights. General. To prevent confusion over whether you're playing a card game or returning to town, the Hearthstone will now be called a Homerock. Dogecoin is now accepted as a form of payment, but no one really knows how it works. New paid service: Character Bust. Pay to de- level any character back to 1, removing all items, mounts, and gold, so you can relive the good ol' days. Classes. Death Knight. The first April Fool's related to WoW debuted another 'playable race'. Once again the evil patch notes prove prophetic. Blizzard Entertainment has a long standing tradition of releasing April Fools joke news announcements related to all of. WoW Insider WoW Archivist: Blizzard's April Fool's jokes are more real than. Using Death Grip on something larger than your character will cause you to be pulled toward the creature instead of the creature being pulled toward you. Gnomes should just probably not be Death Knights. Druid. Chatting while in Cat Form will now be presented with poor spelling, in all caps, using the Impact font. Druids in Bear Form now receive a bonus to Fishing. Druids in Moonkin Form are now 5. As always, we recommend Free Range Moonkin whenever available. Tree of Life form now has a healing penalty during Autumn and Winter. Hunter. For safety, all Hunters must now wear bright orange vests at all times. Aspect of the Pack has been renamed to Aspect of the Doge. Many daze, much anger, so mystery, wow! Mage. Using the Mage spell Blink will now attract the attention of creepy angel statues. When used, it applies a small dark goatee and causes them to constantly explain their diabolical plans while steepling their fingers. Eternal Flame now correctly sets the targeted player on fire, forever. If Diablo III: Reaper of Souls is installed, Paladin characters will stare longingly over a fence at the Crusader, and then look away and pretend to be picking their nails if the Crusader notices. Priest. Shadow Priests have been retuned to be almost as good as Warlocks in every way. Almost. Vampiric Embrace now calls upon a glittery vampire to hold you and tell you he will always protect you, Bella. New Spell: Holy Diver. Sends the caster down too long in the Midnight Sea. Rogue. Rogue specializations have been renamed to better encapsulate the skills and gameplay they represent. Assassination is now known as . Shaman is now spelled . You'll figure it out. Warlocks are now overpowered. This will be addressed in a future expansion. Warrior. Warriors have been nerfed because reasons. Charge no longer stuns a target, and instead roots them for 1. Charge no longer roots a target, and instead stuns them for 1. Charge no longer roots or stuns a target, and instead Polymorphs them for 1. You know what? Charge has been removed from the game. We hope you're happy. Quests. The Love is in the Air quest . Bring it. Creatures. Crabs have been removed from the game.. OK just give me a minute, I'll be OK. Raids, Dungeons, and Scenarios. As a part of the pre- expansion launch event, reaching the end of the Siege of Orgrimmar raid will now display: ! But our Garrosh is in another castle. Queue times, however, are just going to be, like, totally bonkers. Flying mounts can now be used in all Pandaria Raids. As an added convenience, we've removed annoying obstacles like walls, ceilings, and anything else resembling an environment. Pv. PWe've reverted recent changes in Alterac Valley, as we've discovered the Horde were sometimes able to win. Upon being killed in Pv. P, you'll now be presented with an interface allowing you to directly contact the developer responsible for this crap. Due to Pv. E gear being so much better in world Pv. P, we're now offering all Pv. E content to those who only purchased the Pv. P version of the game. UIUpon beating World of Warcraft, a New Game+ option will appear on the main menu, which allows players to replay the game at a more challenging difficulty level. A new option . Sweet, sweet rocket launchers. Dear Blizzard, in case you were wondering how to get me back into World of Warcraft for good, all of these are an excellent start. And those are just a portion of the sweeping changes not coming to Wo. W later this year though I wish they would. For the rest, you're going to have to work. Warlords of Draenor - 6. Patch Note Preview.
0 Comments
Leave a Reply. |
AuthorWrite something about yourself. No need to be fancy, just an overview. Archives
January 2017
Categories |